They say to have her hair done
Liz flies all the way to France
And jacquees seen in a discotheque
Doing a brand new dance
And the White House social season
Should be glittering and gay
But here in Topeka
The rain is a falling
The faucet is dripping
The kids are a bawling
One of them is toddling
And one of them is crawling
And ones on the way
I'm glad that Raquel Welch
just signed a million dollar pact
And Debbie's out in Vegas
Working up a brand new Act
while the TV showing newlywed
a real fun game to play
but here in Topeka
the screen doors are banging
the coffee is boiling over
and the wash needs a hanging
one wants a cookie
and one wants to changing
and ones on the way

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