No
Lives too far
Crap job
Stupid name
Too much red
Tattoos?
Piercings
No eyebrows
No hair
Stu - eugh bad teeth! God
I deleted this app before (Yeah)
But then I came back for more (Came back)
With my sexiest pictures now
Hope I get matched up more, (How you like me now)
I'm looking for a girl I like (Ha)
Some say I'm picky I know my type (I Know)
Someone real not superficial
Nah, she's ugly, swipe, (Swipe!)
I just want that special person (I just want you)
I'm swiping bare my thumb is hurting (It is)
I read bios if she's deserving
I see no hook ups, quickly swerve them, (Get out of here)
My friends say I'm anti-social
'cause I'm on tinder airing phone calls (I air them)
And when we're out the lads are talking
My head is down I'm barely vocal, (Not talking)
I ain't trying to run out of likes (No)
It cost money for unlimited (Can you believe that?)
So I have to ration my right swipes
And swipe left on most images, (Swipey swipey swipey)
A profile with three friends in (HEY)
And two of them are peng tings!? (TWO OF THEM ARE PENG TINGS)
Disappointed when I scrolled pics
Just to see the butters bedrin.
(Hook)
I swipe left
Hold up! Nice breasts
I swipe left
I'm depressed, tinder

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