Sunday mornin' get outta bed, and the devil's still poundin' inside of my head
I swear to God that alcohol will be the death of me
But as long as I am up, I think I'll go and drink a cup
Of coffee must be ready, church is open and girls are waiting
And maybe I'm a liar and a selfish hypocrite
But just like everybody else I can learn to deal with it
Because I'm trying to be good, but when all is done and said
Catholic girls are so good in bed
I go to church for the easy chicks, they're getting easier all the time
Have you ever seen The Passion of Christ, I'm getting numbers in the movie line
And sometimes pastors chase me, and sometimes moms are crazy
And there is never need to search, loose chicks are always here at church
Hop in my car and drive away, and thank the Lord the pastor's gay
It makes it easier to find a loosey goosey
I sometimes wonder if I should feel a little guilty for bein' such a good hunter
Maybe I should prey/pray
And yes I give my money to the church so when I die
God won't have a damn thing on me, and so I won't have to fry
But as long as we're in here, and God is locked outside
Grab a girl and go for a ride
I go to church for the easy chicks, they're getting easier all the time
Have you ever seen The Passion of Christ, I'm getting numbers in the movie line
And sometimes pastors chase me, and sometimes moms are crazy
And there is never need to search, loose chicks are always here at church
I'm sorry if you don't like me, another product of your lost society
You say you've seen it all before, a guilty conscience is so easy to ignore
And when you shut down your mind, I'm afraid that the only thing you'll find
Your kind will never get me down
I go to church for the easy chicks, they're getting easier all the time
Have you ever seen The Passion of Christ, I'm getting numbers in the movie line
And sometimes pastors chase me, and sometimes moms are crazy
And there is never need to search, loose chicks are always here at church

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