He has no teeth
His breath is beyond belief
He blows his nose at supper time
Giving grandma so much grief
But that's OK
We all love him, anyway
He remembers most of the Civil War
But can't remember my name
Ay-hee
It's always fun when grandpa comes
When grandpa comes, hooray!
He always says the kindest things
And in the kindest way
He has a wrinkly, twinkly smile;
He's happy all the day
It's always fun
For everyone
When grandpa comes
He kicked the cat
Tells grandma to shut her yap (Ah, shut yer yap!)
He'll rip out your arms and break your legs
If you wake him from his nap
But that's all right
We love him with all our might
He's mean as a rabid badger
Thank goodness he can't fight
Ay-ay-ay
It's always fun when grandpa comes
When grandpa comes, hooray!
He always says the kindest things
And in the kindest way
He has a wrinkly, twinkly smile;
He's happy all the day
It's always fun
For everyone
When grandpa comes
Everybody!
It's always fun when grandpa comes
When grandpa comes, hooray! (Hooray!)
He always says the kindest things
And in the kindest way
He has a wrinkly, twinkly smile;
He's happy all the day
It's always fun
For everyone
When grandpa comes
I say, when grandpa (Grandpa), yeah, when grandpa (Grandpa)
He comes

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