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I've waited so long for you to call,
but now you're finally here and I'm a wreck.
Worked out a little, even did my hair,
but I'm not the man I used to be back there.
I hope you have an ugly boyfriend,
I hope you're working at a carwash,
I hope your life went down the drain and everything is not okay,
I hope your best years passed you up.
I dodged a bullet,
One or two since then,
You're not the only one who still calls me up.
I'm still the jerkoff who listens to your problems,
I never told you all the times,
I'd wished you died in a car crash.
I'm eating out my heart.
I'm eating out my heart.
And I'm not happy for you,
That you're a better person without me.
I'm so glad you decided to apologize,
When I'm too numb to care,
I'm just too numb to care.