My name is Kuksugar-Lars
Tomorrow I will have my fourteenth birthday party
Mum baked cookies, dad cleaned herring
Haven't had any time this week to sit still, now!
Have wrote the invitation to everyone I know
Torsten, Glenn and other gay friends
Haven't had time to clean my room
Just sat on my pork ass and been generally stupid
But now it's time to make the most of the time
I'll fix the party like in the Middle Ages
Gotta come up with some cool partytrix
Some kind of lovely mix
I'm thinking too much, what can you do
It mustn't in any way spoil the party
My In all dreams of nice packages
I got the idea, I know, I know!
Werk bun it will be good
There will be shouts of hip hooray
When my dad makes his entrance
Then everyone will want to see
The helicopter, the helicopter
Because it's our favorite
Watch my dad's big penis spin< br/>Here and there
Here and there
Here and there
Here and there, yeah!
I wake up all sweaty, time to party
When mom comes in and knocks over a vase
Ran into the shower and wash my butt
It smells just like the cat had spat
Felt clean, felt nice
Tonight I hope Torsten will be my
Dad buys cider, 2, 25
I pour them into Torsten so he can't go home
The doorbell rings, the guests arrived
Tonight is going to be a hell of a party
They started singing a birthday song
I started crying for the very first time
I tell the guests what was going to happen
All my guests they wanted to join
Dad came in, with a freshly waxed body
Pull off his panties and show his, his, his cock!
Junk bun it's going to be good
Now it's shouted hip hooray
When my dad makes an entrance
Then suddenly everyone wants to see
The helicopter, the helicopter
Because it's our favorite
Watch my daddy's big penis spin
Here and there
Here and there< br/>Here and there
Here and there, yeah!
Torsten my friend, give me an answer
You are so wonderful, my heart you have
I miss your lips, I miss your hedge
I miss being naughty together
Beer and cider
Lovely times
Your horny little slut
In a disco lamp
Roses and wine
I want to be yours
Viagra, hash
It's our medicine
Torsten is too drunk to talk to me
He talks a lot of crap about not being gay
Too many ciders, I see how he suffers
Every time he pisses he shouts: It stings!
Shit I Torsten, bet on Glenn
After all, he is a damn good friend
We sit and talk about how the evening was
Glenn he answers: It was wonderful!
Wonk bun it was good
There was shouting hip hooray
When my father he made an entrance
Then suddenly everyone wants to see
The helicopter, the helicopter
Because it's our favorite
Watch my dad's big penis spin
To and fro
Here and there
Here and there
Here and there, yeah!

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