High above the mucky muck, castle made of clouds
There sits Wonder boy, sitting oh so proudly
Not much to say when you're high above the mucky muck
Yeah, yeah
Wonder boy, what is the secret of your power?
Wonder boy, won't you take me far away from the mucky muck [unverified]
Now it's time for me to tell you about young Nastyman
Archrival and nemesis of Wonder boy
With powers comparable to Wonder boy
What powers you ask? I dunno, how 'bout the power of flight?
That do anything for ya? That's levitation, Holmes
How 'bout the power to kill a yak from 200 yards away
With mind bullets? That's telekinesis, Kyle
How 'bout the power to move you?
History of Wonder boy and young Nastyman
Rig, gah, goo, goo, rig, gah, goo, goo
A secret to be told, a gold chest to be bold
And blasting forth with three-part harmony, go!
Wonder boy, what is the secret of your power?
Wonder boy, won't you take me far away from that mucky muck [unverified]
Well, Wonder boy and young Nastyman joined forces
They formed a band, the likes of which have never been seen
And they called themselves Tenacious D
That's right
Me and KG
That's me
We're now Tenacious D
Come fly with me, fly
Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power?
Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky muck [unverified]
Oh, take my hand
Young Nastyman, and we'll fly
Bring out your broadsword
There's the hydra, slice his throat
And grab his scrote
You take the high road
I'll take the low
There, the crevasse, fill it with your mighty juice

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