A succubus on a school bus
All the other kids are so lascivious
I never fuss, I never fret, I never lose my head
Oh, they're seeing red
I'm a democratic man
I catch the candidate I can
If you're looking for some action
Gonna say it again
I wanna be
Randy Newman
I gotta be
Randy Newman
No connection to my so called peers
In a terminal election I'm the real deal
Trying to steal ideas from surrealists
They try their best
And if you're asking silly questions
About urgent care
And if you're filling questionnaires
For William Ayers
There's a blonde in the back
She stands at the podium
And stares at you
I'm a democratic man
I catch the candidate I can
If you're looking for some action
Gonna say it again
I'm gonna say it again
I wanna be
Randy Newman
I gotta be
Randy Newman
But I can turn, turn
On a dime
I could turn, turn, turn
On a dime
With those aviator glasses
And a voice just like molasses
And a shirt that's so Hawaiian
That I have to take a pass
There's a redhead in
The passenger seat
Oh, she's not from the west
But the east side
Randy Newman
Randy Newman
And it's hallow, hallow
Hallow, halloween
Randy Newman
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