Steal an anthem from The Who, who?
Take Tenacious D's old concept, tribute
Swipe a character from Cruise
Little girls won't know the difference
We can't write or dance or play or sing
But we're pretty good at modelling
Here's our half ass track that they slapped together
If you just hit mute it'll sound much better
We write our own songs but we can't do better
If we just stay cute we can sing whatever
I can go bleh bleh bleh
I can go *fart fart fart*
We can go *giant burp*
Oh my god I could taste it
Don't forget to do guys stuff, like football?
No, Piggyback leapfrop and grabass (I'll show you)
Help me trash this ladies desk (I just work here, what?)
Throwing papers is so badass
Hey why do you have to mess with me
As if this job weren't already shitty
Cause they make us play like we are rebellious
We can't be bossed around, at least that's what they tell us
We're just really a bunch of polite young fellas
If we disobey they're gonna geld us
They make us go ooh ooh ooh
And makes us go e e e
While they touch our buttholes
You know, you know, I know, I know
Louis' finally lost his
Hee haa see saa eee aaa
Hey let's take his wallet
What the f*
You little bitches wrecked my desk
You better clean up this mess
Or we're gonna kick your ass
Trying to be badass was a failed endeavor
I bet we could take them if we work together
We're running out of words we can rhyme with ever
This might be our last 1D parody ever
But like the great Justin Bieber said; never say never
All right enough, I'm sick of this boyband crap
Cut, do the logo thing

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