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Enter for a penny or if youâre more discerning take from your earnings a tuppence or three.
Sit on down and invert your frown with a mangled play, maybe something gory like a red barn murder perhaps?
What takes your fancy today?
Maybe the highwayman who from the prison ran a triumphant escapee!
Or the elephant man who from Leicester came to stand exhibited as a curiosity?
We are propped with piano and stage ready to engage with excitable deeds, whatever feeds for an hour or two.
At all times there are eyes too peering on you!
Yes beware the criminals breeding they are lurking amongst the vulnerable youthful few.
Unsophisticated and strictly for entertainment purposes we cater for the lower classes and clink go the glasses of the riff raff masses fashioning corruption for jolly and a laugh.
Donât like it this is London lump it weâre proud of this our back room penny gaff.