Phil Collins
It's Christmas time but happiness
is still so far away
Many awful things go on
in this old world today
But we can change it
for the good
if everyone stands tough
Let's put an end to suffering
it's time we said enough (enough)
No more Christmas singles
They're worse than any war
if we hear Aled Jones again
we'll throw up on the floor
I'll warn you were not bluffing
Cliff Richards will get stuffing
No more Christmas singles anymore
Bing Crosby
Bar bah bah I'm dream-DRINK UP
Paul McCartney
The same old records get revived
when Santa comes to call (ooh!)
Julian Clary
If Christmas were abolished
Roy Wood wouldn't work at all
And even when the singer's croaked
his songs play anyway thank you, mama!)
If Jesus Christ were here right now
I'm sure that he would say:
No more Christmas singles
They make us so forlorn
Why do they bring junk out
on the day that he was born?
They should be made unlawful
They are absolutely awful!
So, no more Christmas singles anymore
George Michael
Last Christmas – oow!
George H. Bush
Take all the Christmas singles
Mikhail Gorbachev
Take every record back
Margert Thatcher
Load them on to an aeroplane
And drop them on Iraq!
So here it is – ooh!
No more Christmas singles
For the peace, goodwill and luck
We're stating categorically
They're clichéd and they suck
We're not dancing to jive bunny
and the barren knights arent funney
Please, no more Christmas singles anymore
No more Christmas singles
They're like a bad disease
Why don't we just put an end
to Yoko's royalties?
Perhaps we ought to mention
there is one last exemption
No more Christmas singles -
Santa Claus
After this!
No more Christmas singles
And nor more la la la!
La la la la la la la, ...

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