I'm patient of this plan as humble as I can
I'll wait another day before I turn away
But know this much is true no matter what I do
Offend in every way, I don't know what to say
I'm coming through the door but they're expecting more
Of an interesting man, sometimes I think I can
But how much can I fake, I'll speak until I break
With every word I say, offend in every way
You tell me to relax and listen to these facts
That everyone's my friend and will be till the end
But know this much is true, no matter what I do
No matter what I say, offend in every way

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