Little Billy was the fattest kid in his class
Always the last in line
All the other little kids would laugh at him
Said, he'd die before his time
Ha, ha, ha, ha
Ha, ha, ha, ha
Little Billy didn't mind
Most of the kids smoked cigarettes
Just to prove that they were cool
The teacher didn't know about the children's games
And Billy always followed the rules
Ha, ha, ha, ha
Ha, ha, ha, ha
Little Billy didn't mind
Billy was big on the outside
But there's an even bigger man inside
Ten million cigarettes burnin' every day
And Billy's still doin' fine
Now Billy and his classmates are middle-aged
With children of their own
Their smoking games are reality now
And cancer's seed is sown
Ha, ha, ha, ha
Ha, ha, ha, ha
Little Billy didn't mind
Most of them smoke maybe forty a day
A habit Billy doesn't share
One by one they're passing away
Leaving orphans to Billy's care
Ha, ha, ha, ha
Ha, ha, ha, ha
Ha, ha, ha, ha
Little Billy doesn't mind
Ha, ha, ha, ha
Ha, ha, ha, ha
Little Billy's doin' fine

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