You would not believe your eyes
If ten billion kangaroos
Came out of your closet and ate your food
They probably will eat you too
Which means you'll be dead and gone
You will be missed, so you'd better watch out
I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth is smelly
I haven't taken a shower in about 5 weeks today
But it's okay, I still wear my cologne
'Cause I get 1, 000 hugs
from both of my great grandmas
They are so nice
They make me soup
A person beneath my bed
A creepy guy on my bed
A fork and knife hanging by a thread
I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth is smelly
I haven't taken a shower in about five weeks today
But it's okay, I still wear my cologne
Keep that seat open all the way
(please buy me a rabbit)
It makes my house more comfortable
(please buy me a rabbit)
Why am I tired of eating eggs
(please buy me a rabbit)
They're really yellow, I think I'm dead
To ten billion kangaroos
They ate my entire house
It wasn't nice, they made fun of me
I started to run away
Kangaroos are not so nice
They look so cute, but you're just their prey
I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth is smelly
I haven't taken a shower in about five weeks today
But it's okay, I still wear my cologne
I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth is smelly
I haven't taken a shower in about five weeks today
But it's okay, I still wear my cologne
I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth is weird
It's hard to say I'd rather eat a rat than brush my teeth
But they look cute, I want one as a pet

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