One day we were waiting by the bathroom but it was locked
We heard someone speak inside, and then we were shocked
Josh emerged from the bathroom door, and he looked ashamed
Then we looked inside the bathroom for something to blame
In the middle of the floor there was a sock
Then we realized inside the sock had been Josh's dirty little cock
Oh, that sock was crusty, oh, it was gross
Oh, that sock made me want to hurl up my toast
That sock was so crusty that it was yellow
Josh you little Chilean bastard, you're a shiesty fellow
We found Josh's phone lying on the bathroom sink
What we found inside we didn't know what to think
At first we thought Josh had fallen in
Then we realized Josh was beating his meat to an Asian
Crusty sock, crusty sock, oh that crusty, crusty sock
Crusty sock, crusty sock, oh that crusty, crusty sock
Hello? Hello?
Hey, Josh
What's up?
I found it
What do you mean? What'd you find?
In the bathroom, I found your sock
Crusty sock, crusty sock, oh that crusty, crusty sock
Crusty sock, crusty sock, oh that crusty, crusty sock
You know, the crusty sock?
You know the one with the stuff on your phone? The Asian stuff?
Hey, that crusty sock

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