Toad trying to sleep
But I'm having nightmares
Keep my jacket on
Cuz I'm never sleep bare
Went to sleep
Woke back up
Feeling real hungry
Man I need something
To fill up my tummy
Open the refrigerator
Then I seen a paper
And it said
There's no cookies
Then I said
Wait a minute!
So I drank six cups of milk
And some moldy cheese
Then I went to sleep
When I should have went and peed
Fell asleep with a full bladder
I feel fatter
Woke up in a splatter
No time for laughter
Ray Cheesy looking at me like
Who made this mess?
And then he said
Dude I can't believe you peed on my chest
I look over to the closet
I think I seen a ghost
Then I look back over
And see it's just a coat
Super paranoid
Ray Cheesy think I'm trippin'
And all of this pee in the bed
You would think I went swimming!
You gotta pee?
I gotta pee!
You gotta pee?
Heck yeah I gotta pee!
And it's super dark
And I really can't see
And I gotta go to the potty
Man I gotta pee!
You gotta pee?
I gotta pee!
You gotta pee?
Heck yeah I gotta pee!
And it's super dark
And I really can't see
And I gotta go to the potty
Man I gotta pee!
It's Ray Cheesy
And I really gotta pee!
But it's taking Toad forever
Just to take a leak
And he's been in there forever
And I wonder did he leave?
Should I open up the door?
Should I even peak?
Got me dancing like a fire
I really need to potty
Pee on my chest
And I can't believe he just got me
Got pee on my favorite PJ's
About to pee on myself
And Toad is the delay
Toad said
I need help!!
Then I say What??
That's when I heard a splash
And then I heard a flush
Then he said
We gotta problem
Then I said hurry up!
Got me feeling like Chuck Norris
Punched me in the gut!
Bust in to see what's up
I can't believe my eyes!
I look up to the sky
And scream out WHY?
Face really red
You would think my heads boiling
Tell me how can I pee
In a clogged toilet
You gotta pee?
I gotta pee!
You gotta pee?
Heck yeah I gotta pee!
And it's super dark
And I really can't see
And I gotta go to the potty
Man I gotta pee!
You gotta pee?
I gotta pee!
You gotta pee?
Heck yeah I gotta pee!
And it's super dark
And I really can't see
And I gotta go to the potty
Man I gotta pee!

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