Tony Norwell
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BaseballHat and Chewing Gum
Baseball Hat and Chewing Gum
Whenever I see something new walking down the street
I follow it the best I can from my head down to my feet,
Be it mobile ‘phone, bare belly button – or what’s yet to come,
I’ll chew my baseball hat and proudly wear my chewing gum.
Baseball hat and Coca-Cola, chewing gum for me,
Just to show I’m an obedient fan of the Great Land of the Free.
Everything I do and say’s as hip as could be done –
I’ll chew my baseball hat and proudly wear my chewing gum!
I’ve got the latest mobile, lip wear and make-up, too,
My gear is all ‘designer’ from my head down to my shoes
Even the way I stand and walk and the words I choose to hum –
I’ll chew my baseball hat and proudly wear my chewing gum!
Everything I see on TV or ‘read’ in adverts too,
I do as I’m told and act and speak in just the right way too.
My jeans are Armani and do their best to show off my bum –
I’ll chew my baseball hat and proudly wear my chewing gum!

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