Gonna tell ya a story about the Origin of Man
About Darwin and aliens and God's master plan
I'm gonna tell ya all how it began
I'm gonna tell ya all about
The Origin of Man
In the beginnin' there was Adam and Eve
In the Garden of Eden with the birds and the bees
Everythin' was fine
Everythin' was at peace
'Til Eve took the apple from God's own tree
Said to the Lord
The serpent made me do it
The Lord said to Eve
Girl of just blew it
I cast ya out
Into the land
And you shall be the Origin of Man
Don't care what ya say
I don't give a damn
I got my own opinion on the Origin of Man
Don't care what ya say
I don't give a damn
'Cause I know the truth about the Origin of Man
Along came Darwin with his Theory of Man
To try to teach us all how he thought it began
We descended from apes
We crawled outta the slime
Over millions of years we evolved over time
But in the middle of it all there's a
Missin' link to tie it all together
Darwin didn't think
He didn't know the truth
He didn't know the plan
He didn't know about the Origin of Man
Don't care what ya say
I don't give a damn
I got my own opinion on the Origin of Man
Don't care what ya say
I don't give a damn
'Cause I know the truth about the Origin of Man
I say we came from Outer Space
We were put here by an alien race
And left to grow upon this land
And that's the truth about the Origin of Man

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