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[Spoken] Alright girls, come on.
Move it along.
Donât dilly-dally,
Men are waiting.
Gentlemen!
Come on in, right on in,
To our temple of sin,
The sensual land, sublime
With multiple versions
Of every perversion
And women of every kind
If youâre a fellow
Who likes a bordello
With something on for a change,
Two dollars more,
You can have a dead whore
We specialize in the strange
If you get lucky this evening
And one takes you up for a whirl
Might I suggest you look under the dress
âCause we canât tell the boys from the girls here!
Tragedy! At the cathouse tonight!
Come and see
Why we like to call our cathouse
Tragedy!
What a curious sight!
Our female selection
Is not quite perfection
Itâs like biting into a bitter confection
At Cathouse Tragedy!
Thereâs an Asian albino
And as far as I know
She has the prosthetic eye
And if you approve it
Sheâll gladly remove it
If you tire of her thighs
Donât be alarmed
By the girl with no arms
Sheâs actually quite a treat
And if you wanna
Sheâll peel your banana
Sheâs bloody good with her feet!
If you get lucky this evening
And one takes you up for a spin
Might be suggestinâ
A [???] testing
You donât know where these girls have been!
Tragedy! At the cathouse tonight!
Come and see
Why we like to call our cathouse
Tragedy!
Itâs a curious sight!
Our female selection
Is not quite perfection
Itâs like biting into a bitter confection
At Cathouse Tragedy!
They called you pretty
In your hometown
Not to be petty,
But here in the city,
Youâre not all that pretty,
Youâre lucky we keep you around!
Now get back to work!
Come on in to the cathouse!
Weâve got pussies of every kind!
We have black, white and yellow and red ones!
And only one or two are feline!
Iâm your benevolent MC
And Iâm here to make sure they behave
Sure, they smell like cheese
And theyâre full of disease,
But just think of the money youâll save!
Tragedy! At the cathouse tonight!
Come and see
Why we like to call our cathouse
Tragedy!
Itâs a curious sight!
Our female collection
Is not quite perfection
Itâs like biting into a bitter confection
At Cathouse Tragedy!
At the Cathouse Tragedy!
[Spoken]Alright girls, come on, move it along.
I donât want to be here anymore than you.
Ahh, I should've been a dentist.
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