My name is Fabrice and I'm St?phane
My little name is Marc and mine is Gilbert
Gilbert's best friend is Marc
The friend of Fabrice, it's him, it's St?phane
My friend Gilbert is a very chic guy
My friend St?phane is very nice
Please Fabrice, stop your spiel
Excuse him St?phane, he is a representative,
Sometimes Gilbert works with Fabrice
They are office colleagues and everything goes well,
It happens that Marc works with St?phane
In the madness of work there is no question of battle,
V.R.P., sales representatives representing ushers
V.R.P., travelers without respite who are doing the door? door
V.R.P., the sellers representing ushers
V.R.P., willingly and quickly, they climb the landings
V: sold, R: received, P: perceived
V.R.P.
V: vampire, R: fill, P: produce
V.R.P.
Now c'mon Buddy, can't you see
I'm a traveling man, that's what I am
From the east to the west, I do my best
You'll all the damn' things to supply your needs
Don't ask me where, I get my kicks
Got a million of occasions, to show you tricks
Don't have to sing a lullaby to make you sleep
Got the right machine for you to buy, it's very cheap
{Chorus: }
Cos' I'm a V.R.P.
And it's goddamn nice of you to be with me
Yes I'm V.R.P.
And soon you want me to hold it when you pee
Now you got it right, cos' you know who I am
It's really outta sight, cos' you know I'm the man
You'd better keep in touch, cos' I can give you anything
From a double dutch to a box of aspirin
In case you lose your mind, I can find you a brain
The job is mine all mine, as sure as eggs is eggs
And if you got a problem, just talk with me
Don't you believe in God? I'm gonna set you free!
{au Refrain}
Now it's time to go, but I'll be back soon
And next time I'll be able to get you to the moon
So don't you regret, cos' I've got some friends
And in matter of sex, we've got a few bargains
Now you cry out loud, you've got no money left
Don't you worry next time, I'll come and fetch the rest
This and that, anything you need
A rubber baby buggy bumper or a tapestry.
(Thank you? Quentin for these words)

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