Lady's acting like she's been on a thousand drugs, but I know, indeed, she hasn't
Lady's acting like she's been seeing a ghost, but I know, indeed, she hasn't
Lady's acting like she's been sleeping away, but I know, indeed, she hasn't
Lady's proving me right every single day when I say the cost of eyes is getting higher and higher
Lady's telling me she's been running away, but I know, indeed, she hasn't
Lady's telling me she's been seeing some spots, but I don't know, she may be today
Lady's telling me she's been oh so freezing cold, but I know, indeed, she hasn't
Lady's proving me right every single day when I say the cost of eyes is getting higher and higher
Arthur's telling me he's been singing from his heart, but I know, indeed he hasn't
Arthur telling me he's been selling something, but I know, indeed, he hasn't
Arthur is showing me he's been running from his past, a past of all bad habits
Arthur and Lady, oh, they'd be the best of friends in a scary, scary world
Darling, Timothy's a bad cat, now honey
Timothy's got a bad hat, now honey
Timothy's been running his legs all around
Timothy isn't all quite there or that

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