Well I looked in my mirror through the little white spots
My face was all covered with little black dots
Too many colas, french fries and sweets
My face looks like it's been trampled with cleats
A finger on the left and a finger on the right
Pimple in the middle that I wanna pinch tight
Make a white mountain into a red hill
But I know sooner or later they willclear up
Took a sweet thing for a ride in my car
Tried to kiss her but I didn't get far
‘Cause there were pimples all over my cheeks
And I haven't had a smooch for about six weeks
A finger on the left and a finger on the right
Pimple in the middle that I wanna pinch tight
Make a white mountain into a red hill
But I know sooner or later they willclear up
I have tried every soap and cream
Scoured my face with the front door screen
Still my friends make fun of my bumps
Sayin' I got a case of the terminal mumps
A finger on the left and a finger on the right
Pimple in the middle that I wanna pinch tight
Make a white mountain into a red hill
But I know sooner or later they willclear up
I dated a girl in dermatology
She loved me but she still picked on me
When I popped the question Will you marry me please?
She said Yes you are my main squeeze!
A finger on the left and a finger on the right
Pimple in the middle but it just ain't right
To pinch a white mountain into a red hill
‘Cause I know sooner or later they will clear up

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