Adi Smolar
Miscellaneous
My Trombone
I wanted to become a singer, to be famous,
I enrolled in school to learn five.
But I soon realized that it wouldn't work,
whatever comes out of my throat is ugly.
We won't lost Come on, the teacher gave me
a nice word and rushed me home.
I was tired and looked at the ceiling
and decided to buy a trombone.
I went to the store, got the trombone,
Although it was still used, it was good for me.
Maria, sister and beautiful, I admired it
and in the late hours of the night I played for the first time.
I blew as much as I could, but it was quite good,
I was excited Man, the neighbors too.
What did they hide, or I won't tell you
because etiquette forbids me to do so.
Before, there was no real change for me,
now but they all attacked me.
They pound on my walls, I pound back on them
and every night another policeman visits me.
In our no one sleeps on the block now,
until morning it's so happy that it smokes.
We demolish so that the concrete shakes,
and my trombone takes care of the stimulation.
I've been practicing for two weeks and I can tell you
that I still play one tune quite well.
I decided to go out into the world with it,
first on MTV, then somewhere I have to start.
Now fame, women and money await me.
People, jaz with že i see jaz bom superstar!
When you turn on the radio or record player,
my trombone will be heard everywhere.

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