Listen to this tune: it's about a rich man
Licking a silver spoon, who lived in a mansion,
And rented a room to this young scholar kid,
Who'd been to the two most respected colleges
For logic and philosophy; now he got scholarships,
But he still lived in poverty due to the preposterous
Cost of living; without a dollar he lived as an Astrologist
And followed his dreams; his name was Nicholas,
And when it came to women his game was limitless.
The ladies he visited became libidinous
When he played his instruments; he'd just lick his lips
And sing a melody as sweet as licorice.
His virility eclipsed the man he was living with,
A rich, elderly fella whose name was John;
Now his flame was gone, and still he'd married a young filly
Who was really beyond his ability to satisfy,
‘Cause in the sack this guy was on disability.
He was prone to senility, pride and jealousy;
He slept with open eyes, terrified of infidelity.
His wife brought humility to life; in the village she
Liked to shop, wearing her husband's ring,
With her cheeks painted up a slutty pink.
Her name was Alison, and she had a naughty stink;
Her mouth was said to be as sweet as bubbly drink,
And if you saw her on the street, you'd probably think
She was a hottie, and had the body of a mink.
You'd probably think a lot of things, and start groveling,
Especially if she dropped a wink, heart-softening,
With flirting glances that often fling a person's senses
Off the brink, and begin work against us.
Now Nicholas waited for the right circumstances,
And eventually he managed to catch her defenseless,
And he reached beneath her skirt with perverted intentions.
It was beneath her to stand such utter disrespect,
And she refused this would-be lover's kiss with threats
That she would scream bloody murder, and risk his neck.
Though to him it seemed like just a twisted test,
And Nicholas persisted until her lips were set,
And dripping wet, as lips are quick to get
If caressed into bliss by gifted breath,
And Nicholas pressed her with his best
Tricks, until at last she just said yes
To the gist of his request for elicit sex,
Except she explicitly told him this, direct
She said:
My husband is jealous, as well as overzealous

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