This is the tale of a bearded sloth
Who debases himself so they can get their rocks off
Recruits five skinny, better looking men
To play guitar parts he'll never play again
So it's lash after lash
Like a budget crush
From every blog or zine
Took the chance to look twice
I'm not saying that this dude is me
Or speaking brutally of myself
To gain traction
Action
There goes the camera click
American indie rock is a game of pricks
They're the gods of what was inependant rock
And now is vaguely refined hogwash that I mock
Jacket patched up with a weslian degree
Legs bound, toungue out,
Grinning as they piss on me
But I don't care,
It's what I'm known for
I'll take it gleefully
Yeah I'm wrong and you're right
That's my thesis here tonight
With my gut and my bulge
I'll make the whole room spin the whole room bleed
And I'll lose for your gain
If it'll spruce up my refrain
It's what they want
(The band plays while the ship goes down)
I hate that dude
Now that he's married
He's got a baby on the way, poor Sherri
That's not apropos
He's not the retch we know
Chop his family up
So we can feed 'em to the front row
Spike his fifteenth espresso with drugs
So he's convinced it's a manic delusion to know true love
Be nineteen with a joint in hand
Never change the band
Never ever be a ...Real Man
I'm wrong and you're right
That's my thesis here tonight
With my gut and my bulge
I'll make the whole room spin the whole room bleed
And I'll lose for your gain
If it'll spruce up my refrain
It's what you want
(The band plays while the ship goes down)
This isn't for the ones
Who know what it really means
They just follow, follow, follow
Other people's dreams
Other people's dreams, dreams
They were told by a friend of a friend of a friend
Music made to be used and forgotten again
Like a boy, like a pair of
Washed out expensive retro boy's underwear
Yeah I'm wrong and you're right
That's my thesis here tonight
With my gut and my bulge
I'll make the whole room spin the whole room bleed
And I'll lose for your gain
If it'll spruce up my refrain
It's what they want
(The band plays while the ship goes down)
It's what they want
(The band plays while the ship goes down)
It's what they want
(The band plays while the ship goes down)
The band plays while the ship goes down

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