Hey kid, are you ok? My name is Arne and I am going to tell you a
story about a boy I know called Terkel. Terkel was a
healthy boy, apart from when he was sick of course, but he
was a nice boy and he had bones in his nose, and now you think
maybe bones i Nsen, it must be a joke, but it's just something
you say about people who have umbilical cords in their heads or people who sneeze while
eating fish. N anyways, Terkel lived in a small town in a red house,
together with his mother Beate and his father Leon. Beate and Leon were excellent parents, they just had a little trouble agreeing on anything.
-Jo Leon
-Jo si'r je..
-Mom and dad can't you stop arguing all the time?
-Know what Terle? We don't argue, we don't argue
-No
-Yes we laugh
Terkel has a little sister, her name was Rita.
-Hello Terkel
-Yes , not now Rita, I'm a bit busy anyway.
-Didn't we go to school together?
-Yes, we did NOT go to school
Terkel was in the 6th grade at the Kristanievangen school . his best friend's name was
Jason.
-What's up Terkel? What is happening to you there? Are you Fresh?
-Yes, I just didn't do my ink calculation properly.
-Oh ugly dog u200bu200bthere, Holger saw the wide circular on that face
but on that other side there, fuck it!!!
Jason came from Albertslund, and that was the reason why he spoke a little
a little bit special and the reason why he always walked with an iron rod in his pocket.
-Ahh the decline, here comes Johanna.
-HEHE, she has seen you Jason
-Hi Jason
-Johanna there, what?
-Huh, how are you?
-How's it going?
-Yes otherwise snow
-Yes hello
-Well Jason I...
-Goodbye Johanna Ikk
Johanna smiled down and shuffled back to her seat
-She's absolutely in love with you Jason
-Knows it there, but she's just talking so calmly there, because the gizzard
about it all, quietly there...
-GOOD MORNING CHILDREN, IT'S GOING ON WITH THE BEGERS
Friday morning was marked by mathematics with the class's
hate-teacher: Holger
-MAN 2 TIMES BREAK WITH EACH OTHER BY MULTIPLYING NUMBERS
BY NUMBERS AND COUNTERS BY COUNTERS
-Relax though, count what, you're not giving me anything to work with
-anything Jason
-LET'S NOW GO BACK TO THE EXCITING THING ABOUT THE
SUPERSTRING THEORY WHICH IS WELL SUPPORTED BY THE
FRIENDLY RESEARCHERS WITHIN QUANTUM MECHANICS. LOOK WE HAVE
SOME KLUONS AND SOME QUARTERS
Holger's math lessons could often go on and get a bit boring
-EINSTEIN WAS VERY EXCITED ABOUT JUST SUCH AN
ANGLE HERE.
-Actually quite boring
-BUT MY MOM, YOU'RE AWESOME, SHE COULD IRON A PAIR OF
PANTS AND IT JUST SAID BANG!!!
Not to mention deadly boring AND
-BUT PYTHAGORAS WAS INTO SOMETHING RIGHT AND HE
ALSO LOVED A GOOD BRUNCH WITH BG AND GCON OR
IS IT VERSE?
The only one who loved Holger's teaching was Silas
-Sorry ehhh Holger
But Silas he loved us everything that had to do with school
-YES SILAS?
-I just wanted to hear what would have to do when we are all done
br/>the math book
-- EJJJJ SILAS. S S S MAN LIGE
During recess, Terkel and Jason sat under the half-roof in the schoolyard and
played on Terkel's gameboy.
-Now you're not going to beat my record, are you?
-Try to wait two seconds there. ahh fuck man
-Hey there kids
The boys looked up and saw a man with curly hair,
sandals and Fjll-rv on his back
-What's there?
-Hello
-huh, you just sat on top of a spider
-What do I have?
-There, it's completely smashed
-N don't worry, they're just trousers, they can be washed
-Tell me boys, are you going to 7.B?
-hh no, 6.A
-Yes, yes, okay. It's because I'm a new substitute here at the school.
My name is Gunnar and I'm going to have 7.B now here, s hehe s
-Yes yes, what's your name boys?
-hh my name is Terkel
-Ahh Jason there
-Terkel and Jason, hello there. Now I'm going in. Are you guys safe
-Yes 100
Gunnar went over to the teacher's room and Jason put the gameboy down
and looked at Terkel.
-Tehehe, he was pretty fucked then up him there
-Yes, but he's a little boy, but he was very nice
In 6.A we had two really bad bananas, their names were Steen and Saki and they
used to most of recess bullying a chubby girl from the
class named Dorit.
-Hey Fat Dorit
-What the hell Dorit, are you fat today?
-Again in day
-Yeah, I swear Dorit is always fat
It always ended the same way, with poor Dorit going home
crying
(RING RING RING)
It was Friday afternoon and time for the last class, 6.A was supposed to have Danish,
but instead of their class teacher Yvonne, a stranger
came into the class, or actually he wasn't quite strangers, at least
not to Terkel and Jason
-Try to see Jason, it's strange to him
-yes, Gunnar there. Try to check that sweater, where is
it's top fesen.
-cough cough, hey kids, would you please shut up and sit quietly
on your butt sometime. Now, gentlemen, my name is Gunnar and... do you
have any chalk?
-Excuse me Gunnar?
-Yes, what is your name?
-My name is Silas. I want to run down to the depot after chalk.
-Well, thank you for that Silas
All the children in the class and especially the girls look curiously at the man
in the woolen sweater with the handsome panda on his stomach. Gunnar had
us a ring in one ear and and then a leather cord around his neck
of the kind with a small stone in it that likes to mean something very special and
s'n. Njjj, how exciting he was.
-There's chalk
-hold on then
-Plain and colored
-That was quick Silas, thank you. Now you have to see, my name is Gunnar
Bjerre and I have to tell you that Yvonne has unfortunately passed away
and has been injured. she has fallen out of a window from the 4th floor and actually
s she didn't make it. Children, Yvonne is not coming back any more'
All the children sat for a moment, silent, looking ahead. and then it
suddenly dawned on the whole class what Gunnar had just said.
--Ohh YES!!!
-Shh shh shh shh shh, quiet and calm, like that. As I said, my name is
Gunnar and I am a newly hired substitute here at the school. I have previously been employed at what is called a Rudolf Steiner school, if you know what that is. I agree that the plaything should be boring to play with,
preferably something with a weak wooden doll without a face, the children
must fantasize about it themselves. Hehe, I once had a skunk like that, she
was certainly not made of wood, unfortunately. N anyways, back to the
class.
-hh Gunnar
-Why do you have a guitar with you?
-I have it because I like to start my classes with a song,
if you would otherwise like to hear one
--Yes!!!
-Eheheh everything kids, you are not fit to rule an entire burning country.
- Hey Gunnar, can't you sing a song about why we always have to
have a lot of homework? there are actually many
children in the world who have it much worse than you do
--Ahh yes, we don't think so
-Now you just have to listen

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