How to produce a club track today
Just follow the instructions,
And you'll be an electronic music producer in no time
Step number one:
Open your cracked software
And import a random loop
Like this (this, this, this, this.)
Now you need a Phat Ass Drop
(A Phat Ass Drop)
Here come the clap
(A Phat Ass Drop)
Military Drums
Don't forget some wubbles
Now and then, use a crash
Snare drums, can't get enough
Okay, now we need some phat distortion
More distortion.
I said more distortion.
Time for another Phat Ass Drop
Make some noise with stadium horns
Take out the bass drum
Break down
High hats
Now is the time for a break
Stop the beat, hit some keys,
And call it melody
Now add some vocal cuts
Like this (this, this, this...)
And one more Phat Ass Drop
Military drums
Now, create a face book page
And post this crap

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