I've interviewed Pablo Picasso
And a countess named Di Frasso
I've interviewed the great Stravinsky
But my greatest achievement
Is the interview I had
With a star who worked for Minsky
I met her at the Yankee Clipper
And she didn't unzip one zipper
I said
Miss Lee, you are such an artist
Tell me why you never miss
What do you think of while you work?
And she said
While I work
My thoughts go something like this
Walter Lippmann wasn't brilliant today
Will Saroyan ever write a great play?
I was reading Schopenhauer last night
And I think that Schopenhauer was right
I don't want to see Zorina
I don't want to meet Cobina
I'm an intellectual
I don't like a deep contralto
Or a man whose voice is alto
I'm a heterosexual
It took intelect to master my art
Who the hell is Margie Hart?
I consider Dali's painting passe
Will they make the Metropolitan pay?
English people don't say 'clerk', they say 'clark'
Anybody who says 'clark' is a 'jark'!
I adore the great Confucius
And the lines of luscious Lucius
I am so ecletic
I don't care for either Mickey
Mouse and Rooney makes me sicky!
I'm a little hectic
My artistic taste is classic and dear
Who the hell's Lili St. Cyr?

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