Patent Pending
30 seconds of silence
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... there are no words to this song, nor is there an instrumental... it is merely just 30 Seconds of Silence...
So, I'm just going to tell you a story about a cat.
I actually have three cats.
But I'm not going to tell you their names,
because I don't want you to impersonate them
My cats are bipolar.
Pretty sure they strongly hate me
My cats are fat
Pretty sure they'd eat me.
My cats are...
Can I be done now?
- Album:
- Armageddon EP
- Riot Hearts Rebellion
- Brighter
- Second Family
- Miscellaneous
- Compilation
- Music for Boobies
- NSFW (.) (.)
- Last Time That I Saw You
- Armageddon
- Douchebag
- Brighter & Mario & the Brick Breakers: Greatest Hits
- Douchebag (Single)
- Bowling for Soup Presents: One Big Happy!
- Bowling for Soup Presents One Big Happy
- Drive By
- Drive-Thru Records/Pure Volume Compilation (disc 3)
- Patent Pending Is Your Biological Father
- Save Each Other, the Whales Are Doing Fine
- ...Is Your Biological Father