It's true, it's true
Mike Nichols had a plan
To satisfy each Monty Python fan
A law was made by
Fans of Eric Idle
They laugh before the jokes right on the dot
And now the cast is getting suicidal
At Spamalot
It's so annoying!
Our audience knows every joke that's coming
And people scream out
Wait…that's not the plot!!
So we trash camelot
And mug and ham a lot
And Monty Python fans get hot
When they see Spamalot
Once in every show
There comes a song like this
It starts out soft and slow and ends up with a kiss
Oh where is the song that goes like this?
Where is it? Where is it? Where? Where? Where?
A sentimental song
That casts a magic spell
They all will hum along
We'll overact like hell
Oh, this is the song that goes like this
Yes, it is!
Now we can go straight into the middle eight
A bridge that is too far for me
I'll sing it in your face
While we both embrace
And then we change the key
But wait there's something strange
We're Forbidden Broadway here
The words are real and clear
We stole The Song That Goes Like This
Now Eric Idle's pissed
But one song won't be missed
Why should he make a fuss?
He stole this joke from us
So we'll steal it back from that wuss
Jesus Christ!
A joke on changing keys
We always do that, pleeease!
…like rhyming Damn Refrain
With We Shall Go Insane
So we'll sing their song and make them cuss!
For this is the song they stole from us!

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