You've got to look your best tonight
You tubby little parasite
'Cus there's a lovely lady
And she's waiting for you
And thought her pretty face may seem
A special person's wettest dream
Before you get to see it
There are things you must do
We'll try
And put an air of yellow
Or a rose
That shows
That you're a classy fellow
With the posh
The nosh
Of Jefferson at Montecello
Busting out a mile with style
I know you just can't wait to stare
At all that luscious orange hair
But boy before you touch a single curl
You must impress that ultra-booming
All-consuming
Poorly-grooming
Down syndrome girl
On any normal day you reek
As if you're on a farting streak
Your finger's up your nose
And you are dripping with drool
But if you want a lady's love
You're better off by smelling of
A gentleman's cologne instead of
Sneakers and stool
A squirt
A spurt
Of something just for Ellen
And you'll see
That she
Will find you so compelling
And she does
Because
The only smell that she'll be smelling
Won't be coming from your bum
You want to take that little whore
And spin her on the dancing floor
But boy before you do a single twirl
You must impress that effervescing
Self-possessing
Mobiescing
Down syndrome girl
Her eyes are emerald portals
To a secret land of love
And her smile is like the sweetest
Summer flower
Her kiss is so inviting
And her hugs are so delighting
And what makes them really nice
Is that they've got a little spice
Because they're tighter than a vice
And they go on for an hour
My boy between the two of us
We'll get you on that shorty bus
And then you're gonna take it for a whirl
Now go impress that super-thrilling
Wish-fulfilling
Yoohoo-spilling
Ultra-swinging
Boner-pringing
Gay-ly singing
Ding-a-linging
Stupifying
Fortifying
As of Monday, shoelace tying
Stimulating
Titilating
Kitty cat impersonating
Mega-rocking
Pillow talking
Just a little crooked walking
Poorly pouting
Poopie spouting
For some reason always shouting
Fascinating
Captivating
Happiness and joy-creating
Down syndrome girl

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