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I-I-I I had a hot date so I picked her up at eight, sharp
Her body was banginâ
This chick was built with great parts (whistles)
Then she was beautiful, I didnât really know her
But I noticed when I picked her up, she had a funny odor
I was really confused cuz she had a gorgeous body
But she stunk like Precious dropped a deuce in a port-a-potty
Her funk was crazy strong, killin me with deadly stank
It made me wanna do a cannon ball into a septic tank
To get away from the stank
I gave her a dozen roses but they wilted and I think that sheâs hot
But I donât even know if I can do this
Cuz she smells like R. Kellyâs date mixed with raw sewage
Her breath smells like a homeless man pooped in her mouth
She needs to bathe herself in tomato juice or Iâm out
Sheâs ridiculously fine!
So who woulda guessed that this girl smells so Dookie Fresh
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I gotta admit she knocked me off my feet
Even with her stench of wet dog and taco meat
She said âPuff, I really like you, and Iâd rally be embarrassed
if you didnât peep my heritage and meet my parents.â
So I drove to their house, and I parked the car
And it smelled like Amy Winehouse threw up in a jar
And it got worse as soon as we entered her parentsâ house
I started gaggingâ like I had a pubic hair in my mouth
Should I run home and take a shower in bleach? âYes!â
Her mom stank like Lady Gagaâs old ass meat dress
âPaparazzi!â Shut up, this shit ainât funny!
Even her dad smelled like the inside of Batmanâs onesy
Her mom made us dinner and I couldnât even eat it
Cuz she smelled like a piece of meat between the lunch ladyâs cleavage
I really like this girl, but I feel like givinâ in
To To To be honest she smells like an Indian
âHey, thatâs not funny!â
No, no I mean like Indian food
Like curry smells bad, Indian food!
âYouâre a dick!â
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And now she wants to get serious
I donât know what it is
But if I donât get away from the smell
Imma throw myself off a bridge
I gotta end it!
She smells like Venus Williamsâ panties after playinâ tennis
Thereâs no way that I can win this
We go out to eat before we even get a seat
She makes all the people in the restaurant clear out into the street
Like a fuckinâ fire drill
They skip their entire meal
Yo Deejay should I leave her, or should I try and chill?
Ah! Iâve had worse (3x)
Smash that ass anyway
Ah! Iâve had worse
Puff, plug your nose and smash that ass anyway
Naw, I think Iâm gonna leave her and I wish her the best
But somebody needs to tell her that sheâs Dookie Fresh
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So yeah it didnât work out
I mean, that girl smelled like Chewbaccaâs ass
Wait, wait⦠Oh.
Well, maybe it was me
âYeah, I told you youâre a dick!â
- Album:
- Complete Collection
- The Unofficial Smithers Love Song (Single)
- Mr. Douchebag (Single)
- Zombie Love Song (Single)
- Fight To Win (Single)
- The Stereotypes Song (Single)
- Grandma Got A Facebook (Single)
- Orphan Tears (Single)
- Bottles Of Beer (Single)
- Club Villain (Single)
- Robot Bar Fight (Single)
- My Balls (Single)
- Miscellaneous
- 8-bit World (feat. Hoodie Allen) - Single
- Bitch Got a P***s
- Alien
- Take Over the World - Single
- Just a Friend - Single
- Jupiter - Single
- Text Me Back - Single