OX
All right this is our first house. You guys ready to do some caroling?
U bet n00b.
Cool, what about you Thunk?
Turkey!
No, not turkey, turkey comes later. Right now we are caroling. Do you remember the one we're singing?
Uh-huh. Turkey!
It has nothing to do with turkey, its We wish you a merry Christmas. Do you understand?
Uh-huh.
…mmmok, well here we go
Ox knocks and door opens.
We wish you a merry–
Turkey!
No, not turkey! (to people at door) Sorry, one sec.
(whispering to Thunk) Did you forget what I just told you? It's not turkey. It's Christmas. Ok?
Right. Ok, one two three:
We wish you a merry–
Breakfast!
NO not breakfast, it's Christmas!
Breakfast?
NO, breakfast later, turkey later, Christmas now. Got it?
Got it.
I don't believe you. Say it.
Say what?
Say, We wish you a merry Christmas.
We wish you a merry breakfast–
NO, Christmas, not breakfast.
Breakfast?
Christmas.
Turkey!
CHRISTMAS!
Haggas?
CHRISTMAS!
Christmas?
(relieved) YES Christmas, now can you say the whole thing?
We wish you a merry Christmas.
Good, now say it just like that, ok?
Hehe, sorry, we're ready now. (whispering) Ok, one two three:
We wish you a merry–
Trick or treat!
(exacerbation)
Door slams in their face.
Aww please, we can do it better, my friend here is just… an ogre… ugh.
Well so much for that n00bs.
Thunk do good?
.…ugh, sure, Thunk do fine.
Yay! Now for turkey.
Sure, turkey. But first, lets get you neutered. Heh, heh.

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