Cats Soundtrack
Miscellaneous
Van Zonderen: The Wonder Cat
Van Zonderen!
Van Zonderen, a wonder cat,
he sins underground -
He is a mastermind, yes,
he punishes the law.
He ignores the strong arm,
the officers are unlucky:
because there is something wrong with the marble -
From Zonderen is gone!
Van Zonderen, van Zonderen,
no cat is like Zonderen.
He defies the law of gravity,
can never be overwhelmed.
It is not that I deny fakirs their talent for disappearing.
But if a violation occurs -
Van Zonderen is gone!
Even if you search in frigidaires.
Or at the sandwich spread.
But take my word of honor -
Van Zonderen is gone.
Van Zonderen, a red cat,
scrawny, with a tic.
You recognize him certainly due to
his deep, hollow gaze.
His head shows many thinking wrinkles
his skull roof is bulging.
His mustache is very tangled,
a dust nest is his skin.
His head rocks back and forth, watching,
like a snake does.
He is sleeping, you think: forget it,
something is being hatched.
br/>Van Zonderen, van Zonderen,
no cat is like Van Zonderen.
A monster in a cat suit,
he knows how to fool you.
You see you in an alley that bastard,
on the public road.
But where something is going on,
ah, van Zonderen is gone!
Outwardly he seems well-behaved
(already card -ie not sporty).
And you won't find his paw prints
in an Interpol archive.
And food went up in smoke,
his good rings are lost.
/>Or the milk jug is suddenly empty,
a Peek pale as a cloth.
Or the conservatory is torn to pieces
and the palm hangs in the hedge.
Then it is a miracle there,
van Zonderen is gone!
Van Zonderen, van Zonderen,
no cat is so special.
Refined from above and
refined from below.< br/>Anyone who wants to catch him will find
him in neither hedge nor alley:
no matter how early or late the incident occurred -
van Zonderen is gone!
Yes, every cat, they say, he is considered a criminal, is - I just call Lorrenjopie, Gillebeen or Scharrelnelis - is a pushover, and nothing more,
of this cat that actually watches their every move,
the Napoleon of evil!
Van Zonderen, van Zonderen,
there is no cat like Van Zonderen,
monster in a cat suit,
he knows how to deceive you.
You see that bastard in an alley,
on the public road -
But where something is going on, ah,
van Zonderen,
van Zonderen,
van Zonderen,
van Zonderen...
But where something is going on,
but van Zonderen is gone!
Looking for Uncle Deuteromium now.

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