I'm Chun-fuckin-Li, you can find me on the street
I'll lightning kick your mutha fuckin' teeth
A little girl from China, tiny vagina, I'm looking for revenge
With a thirst I gotta quench
your jewels are bigger than your tits, your magic ain't shit
Those ears don't fit
Tell Link to gimme a call, I'll break him like a doll
I'm queen of Nintendo, you're just an inuendo
Yatta yatta! I'm a Chinese kenpo master, my trash talk's faster
Sold more games, more swag, more fame
Nice dress, old bag, you a middle ages dish rag
Who you, yeah you, Link's bitch, It's true
You a poor fuckin' man's Princess Peach
Just another little girl I gotta teach
I'm Zelda, bitch, princess of Hyrule
I'm royalty, even got jewels in my stool
I'm in a shit ton of games, come in many different forms
So, unlike you, I know how to perform
The hottest chick in the Nintendo entertainment system
I should know, I have the triforce of wisdom
You dress like a slut, you havw no class
Don't make me go Puppet Zelda all over your ass
All I hear is flap flap, your mouth should be capped
Call me Princess Peach and you'll get bitch-slapped
There's a reason I keep getting kidnapped by Ganon
It's my pussy, It'll make you shoot like a canon
Goddess blood in my veins, master of disguise
I fight with my brain, not with thunder thighs
You can have Link, take my sloppy seconds, that won't change the fact
I'm a fuckin' legend!
Oh hey, what's goin' on here?
Princess Zelda, Chun-Li, now shit's gettin' weird
Just smoked a blunt, now I'm ready for a snack
So, you bitches, puff puff pass
I'm about to much on some dots and some fruits
Gotta ass for days, always lookin' real cute
My eyes all ablaze match my bow and my lips
When I roll up a joint and I toke that shit
You skanky-ass hos, with your tiny-ass heads
Just some arcade trash, yeah, you heard what I said
Still runnin' this rap game, Atari OG
And the arcade, big ballin' since the 80's
Been 'round for hella decades
Fuckin' ghosts, they don't phase me
I'm smokin' purple haze, conquerin' a maze
Don't act like you know me, I'm a lil lady
I'm Ms. Pacman!
Hey you, pass dat shit

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