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If you love your lady then here's some good advice
If you want her to stay with you then don't go treating her nice
If you buy her flowers she'll drop you twice as fast
So do what Steel Panther does and stick it right in her ass
Hit her in the shitter
Treat her like a critter
Fuck that lady right
Hit her in the shitter
Treat her like a critter
She won't put up a fight
If you're at the strip joint hanging out with the guys
When you get a table dance just look her in the eyes
Tell her that she's ugly and treat her really mean
She'd really want to fuck you 'cause strippers have low self esteem
Then you can
Hit her in the shitter
Treat her like a critter
Fuck that dancer girl
Hit her in the shitter
Treat her like a critter
Just like Ron Jeremy would
Hit her in the shitter
Treat her like a critter
Use your spit for lube
Hit her in the shitter
Treat her like a critter
Screw her poopie too
Don't be retarded, you've gotta listen to my song (to this song)
Don't be afraid to get peanuts on your dong
Hit her in the shitter
Gotta treat her like a critter
Treat her like a critter
Fuck fuck yeah
Treat her like a critter
Woah, she really likes it
Treat her like a critter
Yeah, my littles slut girl
Treat her like a critter
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
She likes it in the ass
Ooh yeah yeah yeah
- Album:
- Live From Lexxi’s Mom’s Garage
- All You Can Eat
- Balls Out
- Feel The Steel
- Lower the Bar
- Community Property
- The Burden of Being Wonderful (Live Acoustic)
- Death to All But Metal (Live Acoustic)
- iMusic1 Rocks
- All You Can Eat (Bonus Track Version)
- Burst Contact
- VISIONS: All Areas, Volume 160
- The Burden of Being Wonderful
- The Stocking Song
- Fantasy
- Death To All But Metal (Radio Edit)
- I Want It That Way
- Death To All But Metal (Edited Version)
- Death To All But Metal
- Bandit Rock Most Wanted