Why don't I have Schwarzenegger's fighting weight
Why don't I have Brad Pitt's face
Why can't I be cool like Al Pacino
Why doesn't Naomi Campell love me
Einstein, Goethe and Fürst von Metternich
Were all much, much smarter than me
My stature and also my bank account
Unfortunately they always remain miserable
Why don't you have milk chambers like Pamela
Why do you have you always have two or three pimples on your face
Why does your ass look like an orange peel
Why is your mind not bright but simple
Do you really watch every stupid TV show
Or Are you smarter and you're just pretending
Your migraines always start right then
If I get too close to you at night
What, what can you do to help me like
To be my darling
You may be a poor pig,
But for me it's better than nothing
Better than nothing is better than like nothing

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