I was free form finger fucking Frieda
Late one fiery Friday night
My hands were getting lazy
But I was driving Frieda crazy
So I free form fucked her till the morning light
I was basically bombing Betty's butt hole
In the backseat of her daddy's big, black Benz
I was huffing and a moaning
She was snorting and a-groaning
And I fucked that freaked out freshmen to a frenz
I was eating Edna's extra enchiladas
Easily the best I've ever had
They were creamy and delicious
And I would've licked her dishes
But we were rudely interrupted by her dad
I like pudding, I like cheese
I like your momma on her knees
I like cake and candy corn
Your daddy watches kiddie porn
I like pudding, I like cheese
I say welcome, thanks and please
I like springtime, I like fall
I like coming when you call
I was licking Linda's lovely little lemons
While we were lollygagging lying by the lake
I told her they were zesty
And she got a little testy
So she whipped me up a-see ya later shake
I was sixty-nining sexy Sarah Sandler
When she went ahead and broke her magic spell
I was out in outer space
When she farted in my face
And, my God, I thought and died and gone to Hell
I was teething Traci's tiny sun-tanned titties
While she was doing something crazy with my nuts
I said, Baby, where're you going?"She said, "Boy, you'll soon be knowing
Then she plunked her pudgy pinky in my butt
I like ice-cold lemonade
I like Coke and Gatorade
I like frying in the sun
I like having too much fun
I like having sex with mom
Because that woman's quite the bomb
I like playing with my balls
But I like coming when you call

INVIA LE CORREZIONI