Thiojoe valve corp rap

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This song is about one of the greatest companies in the world.
According to me.
VALVe Software.
It's Gabe Newell, that mother fucka is raw
Co-founder and creator of valve software, dawg
He don't take no shit, so you better submit
To the greatest gaming studio where everything's a hit
You got Half-life, and portal, team fortress two
Rumors of a home console? We all knew it was true
Their flag-ship ser-vice is a mother fuckin beast
You can get the best games for so god damn cheap
if you got four PCs, that's no problem with steam
just go to steam commun-ity and load it to the other three
It's convenient as hell, and the customer's first
If they fuck up you can guarantee that sale will be reversed.
But you know theres some other companies out there trying to steal the show.
Trying to play Valve like a fool. This is what I think about them.
yo fuck origin
your download service is wack
to use that software program you would have to be on crack
and man battlelog, what the fuck is that
Launching games through my browser? That's a bunch of bull crap
Elec-tronic arts, you can't compete
Valve is gonna beat your ass all the way to E-3
So don't be trippin when your customers leave
We'll be sittin here pretty just using steam
Industry lea-der with their own set of clocks
Valve don't put out shit, they just wait till it rocks
A thousand years spent developing the next episode
If we wait any longer my head might just explode
So come on Valve, can't you pick up the pace
Well it don't mat-ter cuz it's always worth the wait
No one can guess what the next game's gonna be
You can just guarantee that it won't have a three
Jokin aside, valve is dope as hell
For other services it could mean a death knell
With a 10 steam rating, I think I should know
Our favorite company's surely making some dough
They don't fuck around with bull-shit DRM
All the other publishers better take a les-son
Valve knows what they're doing and they're here to stay
And I for one kinda like it that way

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