Dear Moby, having read your liner notes I now violently oppose:
Famine
Disease
Slaughter
Youth Suicide
Pollution
Hitting your finger with the hammer
Parking in disabled car parks
The Industrial Military Complex
The death of innocent third world people, especially the children
By the way I'd like to thank Mohammed and the Dahli Llama
Safari Suits
and stating the FUCKING OBVIOUS!

INVIA LE CORREZIONI