I heard Ponyville was rather quaint
Far away from intolerance and hate
First day here and everything's great
'Til a pink, bouncing mare popped a cannon in my face
From the Ursa Minor and Nightmare Moon, to Discord's dancing trees
Why did no pony warn me of the hospital fees
Of residents living next to the Elements of Harmony
What happened Ponyville?
I just wanted some peace and quiet
I've almost had my fill
Of these incessant parties and riots
What happened Ponyville?
I just wanted some peace and quiet
I've almost had my fill
Of these crazy parties and riots
I'd like to move back to Canterlot
Leave my new home here to rot
But something here seems promising
From the musical numbers to the apple farming
But why is it when evil strikes?
A traveling magic act or Everfree spikes
The Princess doesn't put a hoof in
She leaves it up to the local living pony rainbow cannon
What happened Ponyville?
I just wanted some peace and quiet
I've almost had my fill
Of these incessant parties and riots
What happened Ponyville?
I just wanted some peace and quiet
I've almost had my fill
Of these crazy parties and riots

INVIA LE CORREZIONI