I don't think children are that great,
I'm really sorry.
I don't think children are that great,
I'm really sorry.
One of them is smearing your walls
And another screams,
One of them is throwing Lego around wildly
From hard plastic containers,
But what I find the worst is
Are the proud parents.
What strikes me the nerves are going,
Are the proud parents.
Proud parents can't communicate normally:
In the middle of the conversation they crawl on all fours.
And they talk about color and weight
The contents of her baby's diaper until you break.
"Last Sunday Anna slept through until just before eight!"
"It's hard to believe . And what else did you do?"
"Our Flori doesn't eat much. That's not healthy!":
"If you want to see someone eat, then buy a dog!".
/>I don't think children are that great,
Don't take it lightly.
If I have to hold one,
It almost kills me.
Baby diapers stink
Also from good garbage containers,
But what I find worst is
Are the proud parents.
What gets on my nerves
Are the proud parents.
I find proud parents even worse than the many
Pitbull owners who tell me: "Oh, he just wants to play!".
You basically can't visit proud parents,
Unless you're up for two hours of "baking, cake!".
"Laura has such a sweet, round belly!".
"Well, congratulations, but I have something like that too."
"Laura can already say 'dad'! That's completely extreme!"
I look at Laura's mom and ask her: "To whom?"
I don't think children are that great,
I'm really sorry.
One thing smears the walls are full of you
And someone else is screaming,
One is throwing Lego around wildly
From hard plastic containers,
But what I find the worst is
Are the proud parents .
What gets on my nerves
Are the proud parents.
Proud parents get much worse in the group -
That means war in the pediatrician's waiting room:
There they then coldly beat each other up
And brag about which baby has the most teeth!
Unfortunately, proud parents no longer go out in the evenings,
But they tell everyone: "We are anyway "I'd rather be at home!"
If you're lucky, they'll still be watching the 'Show with the Mouse',
And they pronounce everything like the Teletubbies.
I don't think children are that great,
I'm really sorry.
One is pooping all over his diaper
And another is screaming.
Should I be more tolerant?
Don't worry. I can do it.
If they were my own,
That would be something completely different.
If they were my own,
That would be something completely different.

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