Once upon an egg, there was not one, not two, but
One vertically challenged vicar named Guuurdenky Slipslogruya-Q.
He sealed himself in some tupperware
and ran out of oxygen fairly quickly.
Unfortunately (and to fantastical circumstances)
the vicar did notrequire oxygen function,
thus he remained trapped underground in
tupperware for many a chronological passing.
Did i mention that he was buried by MC Hammer?
Guuurdenky slowly began to wibble in a frantic
Attempt to free himself of this airtight, plastic cage.
What can be said now is a word that doesn't exist: Leltenfindusbq.
And with that, Guuurdenky erupted from the ground,
the theme tune from Hart to Hart
booming from his gaping facial opening.
With Little hesitation, he struck revenge on those who had
Stapled him to various branded biros in his
youth, through method of volatile fuselage.
He had fufilledhis greatest dreams and conquered half of Europe in
Mighty breath,
tearing apart time as we know it and
piecing it back together with safety pins and UHU.
He unloaded the pins.

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