It was the night before when I knocked on your door
Had the buttons of your dress in my eye
Three o'clock in the morning when my mind is dawning
And I remember what I've done and I cry
You make me feel like a man
Who can't see that his time has come
You're so pretty, I'm so dumb
I'm the first man on the sun
Stuck a fork in my leg trying to remember your name
Hid my trousers as they slowly bled
Caught my brain in my zip, let my intelligence slip
As I failed to get you into my bed
Can't me feel like a woman?
Who can't see that her time has come?
You're so pretty, you're so dumb
I'm the first man on the sun
I'm the first man on the sun
I'm the first man on the sun
I'm the first man, I'm the first man
I'm the first man on the sun
It was the night before when I knocked on your door
Put your fingers to my head and went bang
Let her hands down my trousers and pulled out my tongue
She was lucky to get life and not hanged
You make me feel like a man
Who can't see that her time has come?
You're so lovable, I'm a thug
I'm the first man on the sun
I'm the first man on the sun
I'm the first man on the sun
I'm the first man, I'm the first man
I'm the first man on the sun