We step into the office where
The boss sits in an office chair
A hundred times a millionaire
Swiveling in his underwear
And on the lap of luxury
Sits some girl from the factory
Presented as a Christmas gift
They did the business in the lift
With his trousers round his ankles
And his fingers in the till
Everybody loves a scandal
And it helps to pay the bills
From the ashes of disaster grow
The roses of success and so
There beneath the mistletoe
They caught it all on video
And I thought I saw a princess begging
From the windows of a Double Decker
We all love a royal wedding
But a royal divorce is better
With their trousers round their ankles
And their fingers in the till
Everybody loves a scandal
And it helps to pay the bills, it's easy
They say
If you put a monkey behind a typewriter
For about a million years
He'll write the complete works of William Shakespeare
And then he'll tell you a tale
Of how his love affair failed
With The Princess Of Wales
And the Americans will turn it into a mini series
With their trousers round their ankles
And their fingers in the till
Everybody loves a scandal
And it helps to pay the bills, it's easy
As D.I.V.O.R.C.E.F.G.
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- You Fat Bastard
- Post Historic Monsters
- 1992 Love Album
- 30 Something
- 101 Damnations
- Miscellaneous
- 1992: The Love Album (Deluxe Version)
- 30 Something (Deluxe Version)
- BBC in Concert (15 July 1994)
- Hello, Good Evening, Welcome. And Goodbye
- 1991-11-07: Wham Bam!: Kilburn National Ballroom, London, UK
- The Drum Machine Years, Volume 1: 1990-1991
- The Drum Machine Years, Vol. 2 (1992 - 1993) [Live at...
- I Blame the Government
- Live
- Born On the 5th November
- The Drum Machine Years - Volume 2 (1992 - 1993) - Live at...
- Straw Donkey: The Singles
- Starry Eyed and Bollock Naked (A Collection of B-Sides)
- Handbuilt by Perverts