you're a mean one
Mr. Grinch
you really are a heel
you're as cuddly as a cactus
you're as charming as an eel
Mr. Grinch
you're a bad banana
with a greasy black peel
you're a monster
Mr. Grinch
your heart's an empty hole
your brain is full of spiders
you've got garlic in your soul
Mr. Grinch
i wouldn't touch you with
a thirty nine an da half foot pole
you're a vile one
Mr. Grinch
you have termites in your smile
you have all the tender sweetness
of a sick crocodille
Mr. Grinch
given the choice between the two of you
i'd take the seasick crocodille
you're a foul one
Mr. Grinch
you're a nasty-wasty skunk
your heart is full of unwashed socks
your soul is full of gunk
Mr. Grinch
the three words that best describe you
are as follow and i quote
stink, stank, stunk