Love has 4 legs and a nose thatâs never dry
and those never-wandering eyes
of the most forgiving hue
some day Iâll learn to be open as your ears
and as quiet as your tongue
as persistent as your tooth
but âtil that day Iâll watch youâre every move
while Iâm wiping up your youth
It must be puppy love
âcause Iâm cleaning up that piss again
It must be puppy love
âcause my shoes are chewed to bits again, yeah
I wasnât looking for much
just something to hold me down
And that hamster didnât need me enough
so I put him in the ground [after he died of natural causes, come on]
Though everyone around me told me not to play the fool
I couldnât help but throw myself into my fatherâs shoes
It must be puppy love
cause Iâm cleaning up that poop again
it must be puppy love
cause clumsiness is cute again
it must be puppy love
Iâm freezing while you sniff the world
it must be puppy love
youâll choke yourself to catch a squirrel (idiot)
it must be puppy love
Iâm paying for this free-range food
argghghgh
it must be puppy love
âcause everything just makes you puke
I donât what it is
that makes me love you like this
when all you give is teeth and piss
I know thatâs not fair, I know
you also bring a houseful of hair, too
I just⦠I just wanna choke you out
ok ok, youâre just a baby youâre just a baby now
I get it you just wanna play with me now
well how bout we wait âtil daddy is fully awake
Iâm sorry, Iâm sorry I didnât mean to yell
letâs get you back into your cell
and it puts the lotion on its skin