George Jones & Johnny Paycheck
Miscellaneous
When You're Ugly Like Us (1980)
Hey George I hear you been calling me ugly
That ainât exactly what I said John
Well what exactly did you said
This is exactly what I said
When youâre ugly like John you just naturally just got to be good
Youâve got to walk just right and keep you package wrapped tight and donât break no rules
You got to give it away youâll never sell it have the right Venus say wow when you tell it
When youâre ugly like John you just naturally got to be cool
When youâre ugly like George you got to give the ladies all you can
When you use the right tools sheâs be a fool to want a better man
Yeah talk it up big and she can almost taste it, it can be on a check George you better not waste it
When youâre ugly like George you just naturally got to be cool
John when you look like this youâve got to steal a kiss thatâs the only way
You got to find yourself a chick that ainât too quick and she just might stay
We might be ugly but we got what she needs we donât give it to her till she begs and pleads
When youâre ugly like us you just naturally got to be cool
When youâre ugly like us you just naturally got to be cool