Daddy almost crashed the car
All strapped in and on our way to church
the pastor pretends to cry so that i believe
Please don't tell me when weâre going to leave
Lets just get out and go
Princess, you look so good today
It's so bad im not the toad you kissed
Johnny beat the devil with his fiddle
But baby I beat the devil with my fist
And Iâll do it again
Iâve been living this life but just do not care
Iâm climbing trees and running around in my underwear
Iâve been running but I don't know to where
Don't go far when youâre already there
Youâre already there
Daddy almost crashed the car
All strapped in and on our way to church
Because Grandma's got three days left to live
And Iâve been picking these daisies in the backyard
And theyâre all for you