Have an egg roll Mr. Goldstone
Have a napkin, have a chopstick, have a chair
Have a spare rib Mr. Goldstone
Any spare rib that I can spare, I'll be glad to share
Have a dish, have a fork, have a fish, have a pork
Put your feet up, feel at home
Have a smoke, have a Coke, would you like to hear a joke?
I'll have June recite a poem
Have a leechee, Mr. Goldstone
Tell me any little thing that I can do
Ginger peachy Mr. Goldstone
Have a kumquat, have two
Everybody give a cheer
Santa Claus is sitting here
Mr. Goldstone I love you
Have a Goldstone Mr. Eggroll
Tell me any little thing that I can do
Have some fried rice Mr. Soy Sauce
Have a cookie, have a few
What's the matter Mr. G?
Have another pot of tea
Mr. Goldstone I love you
There are good stones and bad stones
And curbstones and gladstones
And touchstones and such stones as them
There are big stones and small stones
And grindstones and gallstones but Goldstone is a gem
There are milestones, there are mill stones
There's a cherry, there's a yellow, there's a blue
But we don't want any old stone, only Goldstone will do
Moon stones, sun stones, we all scream for one stone
Mr. Goldstone we love you, Goldstone